Look, what’s in the mug is your business. But this one? It’s making a statement—loud and clear. Lightweight, ultra-durable, and ready for whatever’s fueling your day (or night), our “Definitely Not Coffee” enamel mug is a must-have for the quietly chaotic and humorously honest among us.
Whether you’re at your desk, by the campfire, or dodging small talk, this mug is throwing subtle shade in the most stylish way. With bold text on both sides, it’s perfect for righties, lefties, and everyone in between.
Gift it to your favorite partner in crime—your coworker, your spouse, or that one friend who sips bourbon during Zoom meetings. We won’t tell.
Details:
16 oz / 500 ml capacity
White enamel that’s built to last (and survive “Oops” moments)
Text on both sides
Great for wine, whiskey, water—or anything but coffee
